8 Posts for Dumb Shit Category

Sorry You Are Sorry

Sorry You Are Sorry

April 6, 2017

A couple of weeks ago, my friend Gee and I got into a brief debate after The World’s Dumbest Brain Surgeon (WDBS) called slaves “immigrants.”  Gee felt that an apology should be forthcoming (it was).  I felt that WDBS should cock open his mouth so I could take a shit…

Dear Mr. Dickpic

Dear Mr. Dickpic

March 13, 2017

On Saturday, I found myself sitting in an impossibly large home, artfully decorated, adulting and celebrating the birth of an impossibly large personality in an artfully decorated Asian outfit.  While sipping something I can’t pronounce out of a glass I likely could NOT afford, my phone buzzed.  It was from…